The Art of Making Money

Money - the requirement of life. One is always short of this critical entity in one's life, isn't it? Well, at least I am. So, I was wondering what are the options available to me to bridge this fiscal deficit. In fact what are the available options with anyone. So, here goes the list:

1. Start printing money yourself - Although the most logical option, but there are practical roadblocks.
2. Rob a bank - This option is available for the adventurous soles around. Best of Luck!
3. Have a richie rich relative? Start networking ;)
4. Choose your friends judiciously. Please ask the bank statement before making friends.
5. Ask your parents - you must be really needy.
6. Ask (Beg) for raise - We all have tried this one... never works.
7. Starting begging from anyone and everyone - Require really low self esteem for this one.
8. Invest - Do it on your own risk.... u never know.... u can b a millionaire or a beggar in a night.
9. Choose a wealthy single child as your spouse - I know Amit, what you are thinking :p
10. Join politics - your white money would be more than enough for bridging the deficit. Black money would be surplus.
11. Be a member of CWG Organizing Committee - Not everyone is so lucky.
12. Start extortion business - There is already a huge competition here from underworld, Maoist etc... bleak chance of success.
13. Make an application like YouTube and then sell it to Google - ha ha ha... what are the odds of that happening.
14. Join some terrorist organization - Who requires money after that!!! If you want something after that, just take it.
15. Work and work hard - then what... you will still be a beggar, but will not have any energy left to think about it.

 Well, I can only think of these many right now.... Please help me to find more options.... And also, m confused.... which one should I choose?