- Start printing money yourself - Although the most logical option, but there are practical roadblocks.
- Rob a bank - This option is available for the adventurous soles around. Best of Luck!
- Have a richie rich relative? Start networking ;)
- Choose your friends judiciously. Please ask the bank statement before making friends.
- Ask your parents - you must be really needy.
- Ask (Beg) for raise - We all have tried this one... never works.
- Starting begging from anyone and everyone - Require really low self esteem for this one.
- Invest - Do it on your own risk.... u never know.... u can b a millionaire or a beggar in a night.
- Choose a wealthy single child as your spouse - I know Amit, what you are thinking :p
- Join politics - your white money would be more than enough for bridging the deficit. Black money would be surplus.
- Be a member of CWG Organizing Committee - Not everyone is so lucky.
- Start extortion business - There is already a huge competition here from underworld, Maoist etc... bleak chance of success.
- Make an application like YouTube and then sell it to Google - ha ha ha... what are the odds of that happening.
- Join some terrorist organization - Who requires money after that!!! If you want something after that, just take it.
- Work and work hard - then what... you will still be a beggar, but will not have any energy left to think about it.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
The Art of Making Money
Money - the requirement of life. One is always short of this critical entity in one's life, isn't it? Well, at least I am. So, I was wondering what are the options available to me to bridge this fiscal deficit. In fact what are the available options with anyone. So, here goes the list: